Let me do your politicsTumblr (3.0; @nextnextpresident)http://www.nextnextpresident.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pmkAr7sQl1c?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m determined to get to the bottom or bottoms of the Syrian situation.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/21722283687http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/21722283687Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:31:17 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/puEPwGX2_lw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thom, do not post videos without first consulting me.</p> <p>-Adam</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20975187256http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20975187256Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:02:00 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MdmlEKcpTLs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Thomas Carpenter named Number One Genius Advisor to his brother the Next Next Prez!!!!!</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20966491977http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20966491977Thu, 12 Apr 2012 08:25:57 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xsaITpaj3_E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I always do the Stanky Leg, regardless of how odoriferous my leg may be. </p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20501180507http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20501180507Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:30:58 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/RGTFPj-uI2g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Why does everyone want to sustain crappiness?</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20088842836http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/20088842836Wed, 28 Mar 2012 17:10:13 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Suugn-p5C1M?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Driving is best left to the Robos.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19710173825http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19710173825Wed, 21 Mar 2012 18:30:05 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lBt_iUrtH8g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I thought I’d sit beside my fireside and speak truth.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19657707784http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19657707784Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:30:05 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9BuZZ9sn-yI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I plan to rock the gov’t center for 3 terms and a victory lap.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19570170334http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19570170334Mon, 19 Mar 2012 05:30:06 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DNyY08Ql9lE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><div> <p>I’m DJ Revolution spinning all your Presidential Paisano Hits.  It’s a short playlist.</p> </div>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19508488151http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19508488151Sun, 18 Mar 2012 05:30:05 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_xwqoQ4i7H8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>No matter what affliction you suffer from, take heart and keep searching YouTube.   Technology will be invented to ease your pain, then promoted on YouTube.  And YouTube will display the number of views so you won’t feel alone.  HemAway: 9,711,271 views and counting.  <a href="http://youtu.be/G2q4yWah_NQ" target="_blank">HemingWay</a>: 5,802 views and dead.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19448139387http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19448139387Sat, 17 Mar 2012 05:30:05 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MU0Rgpdujzo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Think of Future YouTube once we conquer space - so many Astronaut Bloopers and Cute Kitties in Spacesuits.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19395444105http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19395444105Fri, 16 Mar 2012 06:17:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jzck3nIP1qlgalao1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0jzck3nIP1qlgalao2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><div> <div> <p>These paintings were in Saddam’s palace.  Dictators get to commission the best art.  I plan to shake-up our arts endowment bureaucracy so this country can get some 30-foot tall paintings of me riding a T-Rex while shooting compassion from out my eyes.</p> </div> </div>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19341731080http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19341731080Thu, 15 Mar 2012 05:35:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ja21p2eO1qlgalao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Is a gov’t dollar worth more than a citizen dollar?  Heck yeah it is!  That’s why I’m so against giving gov’t dollars back to citizens (at least in dollar form).  The US GOV is the WALMART of GOV’s: meaning they/futureME can bully down prices from vendors and buy in bulk (I’m talking 50 states, 14 protectorates bulk).  America, I will use your taxes to do awesome things, just don’t expect any of it back in greenbacks.  Although, I would like to thank the State of California Unemployment Fund for financing my campaign with singles.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19293619595http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19293619595Wed, 14 Mar 2012 09:30:05 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8DxRccctFZI?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>MY PREZ PROMISE: Wherevers there’s a disaster, I’m theirs. </p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19238973562http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19238973562Tue, 13 Mar 2012 09:30:05 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0hvnp9wIF1qlgalao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Plug in, Tune Up, and Rock Out with your Clock Out - It’s Next Next President Time!</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19183006059http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19183006059Mon, 12 Mar 2012 09:30:06 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Wzd34P5uTtU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Let’s change all the MADE IN AMERICA tags to ONLY IN AMERICA.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19126588125http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19126588125Sun, 11 Mar 2012 10:30:06 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FuPeGPwGKe8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Sometimes the English are best at describing us to ourselves.  Stephen Fry in America lets me experience my country without having to interact with voters</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19065149586http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19065149586Sat, 10 Mar 2012 09:30:05 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/NztfOSyCCFM?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>The Spanish word ‘Como’ can be translated to mean ‘How’.   As in Perry How do you make such great tunes that simultaneous celebrate this country, tickle my funny bone, and reference women’s fashion? </p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19007423855http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/19007423855Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:30:05 -0800<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K8kNiUcdQzw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Think of your Next Next Vote as a tiny canon: super cute and deceptively powerful.</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/18953255097http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/18953255097Thu, 08 Mar 2012 09:30:05 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0htubuQLt1qlgalao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have a solution for the current debate over women’s contraception: Child Vasectomies.  Snip it and quit it!</p>http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/18906296724http://www.nextnextpresident.com/post/18906296724Wed, 07 Mar 2012 09:30:06 -0800