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NEXT NEXT PRESIDENT

Let me do your politics

I’m determined to get to the bottom or bottoms of the Syrian situation.

Thom, do not post videos without first consulting me.

-Adam

Thomas Carpenter named Number One Genius Advisor to his brother the Next Next Prez!!!!!

I always do the Stanky Leg, regardless of how odoriferous my leg may be. 

Why does everyone want to sustain crappiness?

Driving is best left to the Robos.

I thought I’d sit beside my fireside and speak truth.

I plan to rock the gov’t center for 3 terms and a victory lap.

I’m DJ Revolution spinning all your Presidential Paisano Hits.  It’s a short playlist.

No matter what affliction you suffer from, take heart and keep searching YouTube.   Technology will be invented to ease your pain, then promoted on YouTube.  And YouTube will display the number of views so you won’t feel alone.  HemAway: 9,711,271 views and counting.  HemingWay: 5,802 views and dead.